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CrabDiving – Tue 061819 – Racist Trump Still Thinks The Central Park Five Are Guilty & Alex Jones Sanctioned

Racist Trump Still Thinks The Central Park Five Are Guilty

Racist Trump still thinks the Central Park Five are guilty because our rapist-in-chief is a sad, pathetic bigot. The Orlando Sentinel endorsed “not Donald Trump” for President. The Shilter-sucking Proud Boys were stopped by the cops before inflicting violence upon…

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CrabDiving – Thu 060619 – Washington Supreme Court Decided Against A Homophobic Florist & Maybe Kellyanne Secretly Hates Trump

The Washington Supreme Court decided against a homophobic florist. World leaders honored the 75th anniversary of D-Day, and Trump – amazingly – didn’t totally embarrass the country. The Dems officially introduced a contempt resolution for Shitler henchmen AG Bill Barr…

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CrabDiving – Fri 053119 – Trump Announced Insane Mexico Tariffs & Prosperity Preacher Kenneth Copeland Got Grilled

Trump Announced Insane Mexico Tariffs

Trump announced insane Mexico tariffs to appease the RWNJ racists in Murica. Nazi twunt Laura Ingraham defended former Republican House candidate and current nazi Paul Nehlen, moaning that prominent white supremacists are being censored on social media. And of course,…

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CrabDiving – Fri 051019 – Republican State Legislators Seek The Handmaid’s Tale & Trump’s Adds Tariffs On China

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The Republican state legislators seek The Handmaid’s Tale as evidenced by the gaggle of anti-choice bills plopping forth from the right’s sphincters. Fascist, fake president Trump said he’s not in a rush to reach a trade deal with China. Conserva-loon…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050819 – Billion Dollar Loser Trump & House Committee Votes Barr In Contempt

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The billion dollar loser Trump received a crapload of criticism for horrendous real estate dealings discovered in Cheeto’s recently-revealed tax docs from the 80s and 90s. The treasonous White House cried executive privilege rather than submit Mueller Report materials to…

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