As the the GOP scrambles to avoid Trump shutdown it seems pretty pointless. Our so-called FLOTUS left Cheeto for Mar-a-Lago, Merry Christmas! Liberal Supreme Ruth Bader Ginsburg had masses removed from her lungs and she seemed fine after the procedure. In…
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The Trump government shutdown looms and the Crabs covered the impending fallout. Bob Corker laughed in the face of reptile Ted Cruz as the Texan legislator tried to shore up the support of Trump’s dumb, racist wall. Man-baby readied to…
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This “Mueller Friday” we learn that from Michael Cohen’s sentencing memo that Individual 1 is screwed bigly. And we already know who “Individual 1” is (hint: he is orange). Yet again, RWNJ White House Chief of Staff John Kelly is…
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Roger Stone pleads the fifth and refuses to hand over emails that most likely incriminate the dandy. Trump walked back his massive victory lap regarding a trade deal with Chinar. Because the China deal turned out to be fictitious AF, the…
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CrabDiving Political Podcast reviewed all the ways Don Junior is screwed in the Trump-Russia probe. Anchorage was hit with a powerful earthquake and luckily, the Crab’s Alaskan correspondent came out unscathed. Canadian Czar Justin Trudeau trolled Twitler by referring to the USMCA…
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Trump kisses Saudi butt and not a single atheist soul at CrabDiving Studios was remotely shocked. Pat read Trump’s insane official statement about the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. A report revealed Shitler wanted the DOJ to prosecute Hillary Clinton and…
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