Tag: RWNJs

CrabDiving – Tue 041018 – Trump Lost His Mind Over Cohen Raid & Old Folks Flee The GOP

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Trump lost his mind over the Cohen raid today and launched grumpy attacks on Mueller, Sessions, Rosenstein and of course, “Crooked Hillary”. The Zuck testified for the old, white Senate. We learned Shitler is totally losing it, being “more unpredictable…

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CrabDiving – Mon 040918 – FBI Raided Michael Cohen & Zuckerberg Apology Tour

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The FBI raided Michael Cohen and surely Trump is crapping his tightie-whities on this episode of CrabDiving. Shitler’s former squeeze Stormy Daniels posed nude for Penthouse. Senator McCain offered harsh criticism for PEEOTUS’ Syria strategy, which included blaming the White…

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CrabDiving – Thu 040518 – More GOP Backstabbing & Influential Trump Troll Outed

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More GOP backstabbing hilarity was marveled upon on this episode of CrabDiving. Progressives cried foul as conserva-twunts eyed a move to cancel parts of Shitler’s spending bill. We learned the true identity of professional RWNJ-Nazi troll Ricky Vaughn is douche…

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CrabDiving – Wed 040418 – Mueller Lures Trump To Testify & Terrified Scott Walker

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As Mueller lures Trump to testify, the Crabs offered up prayers for the Special Council’s success to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Martin Luther King Jr.’s children revealed a secret, scathing sermon by King. The mouthbreathers at Fox & Friends botched…

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