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CrabDiving – Fri 032224 – Lev Parnas Torpedoed The GOP’s Ridiculous Impeachment Sham

james comer humiliated yet again

Lev Parnas torpedoed the GOP’s ridiculous impeachment sham. Royal Kate Middleton has cancer. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, blathered her motion for Mike whats-his-name to vacate was appropriate and wouldn’t throw the House into further looniness. Evangelical caterwauler Shane…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022624 – CPAC Rocked A January 6th Insurrection Pinball Machine

CPAC rocked a January 6th insurrection pinball machine. The Dems have plan for taking control of conservative state houses. A national uptick in syphilliscases have caused a pencillin shortage. Shitler won the South Carolina Primary and then tossed Senator Lindsey…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021224 – MAGA Lost Its Brain Cell Over The “Rigged” Super Bowl and Satanic Hand Signals

MAGA lost its brain cell over the “rigged” Super Bowl and satanic hand signals. Anti-vaxx-wanker RFK had to apologize to his fellow Kennedys for his dumb Super Bowl ad of which he supposedly knew nothing. During the Super Bowl, Cokey…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021024 – Did Tucker Carlson At Least Get A Reach Around From Putin?

Did Tucker Carlson at least get a reach around from Putin? The special counsel appointed for the Biden classified docs found nothing criminal but the salty language in their purposely inaccurate report didn’t reflect that. Trump-hunter Jack Smith may get…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020524 – Ridiculous “God’s Army” Invaded A Texas Border Town

Ridiculous “God’s Army” invaded a Texas border town. Climate scientists have created a more intense category of hurricanes because the globe is getting warm AF. The Senate border bill is everything the demonic GOP ordered but the Trumpkin-repubs won’t pass…

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