The Crabs welcome the weekend with these hard-hitting headlines: South Park gives the Redskins a taste of their own medicine; Values Voter Summit features a bunch of lunatic presidential hopefuls #clowncar; Derek Jeter walks off in style; perhaps the Ferguson…
CrabNation fires off their Independence Day festivities a day early by giving a much deserved big fat finger to the right. Plus these stories: FIFA is super worried about super wasted soccer fans; a suburb of Chicago is super infested…
I was just reading the article in the New York Times about the late, legendary baller, Don Zimmer. I have decided that “Popeye” had the best face in baseball. Here are some awesome pics of the former Brooklyn Dodger to prove my point. I especially dig the…
Today marks the 40 year anniversary of the infamous “Ten Cent Beer Night” at Cleveland Municipal Stadium. The insensitively named Cleveland Indians hosted the Texas Rangers in a baseball battle that would feature 19 streakers. I was just perusing an article in the Plain Dealer…
I just saw the Vine of Josh Reddick walking into the batter’s box to the eighties ballad, “Careless Whisper” by Wham. CrabDiving raises a glass and fires off a “Here here!” to the bearded outfielder for picking a walk-up song…
Mohammad Rashid butts a nut or 155. According to the reputable rag, “Mirror News“, it only took the martial artist one minute to head whack the walnuts and break the existing world record of 44 kernel cranium smacks in 60…