Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Fri 052325 – Trump Ambushed South Africa’s President With Lies and Unrelated Photos

Trump ambushed South Africa’s President with lies and unrelated photos. Diaper Don’s attempt to block foreign student enrollment from Harvard was thwarted by a judge. Sith Lord of Chase, Jamie Dimon blathered the obvious about Trump’s tariffs. In further obvious…

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CrabDiving – Mon 050525 – Texas GOP Idiots Want To Ban Non-Existent “Furry” Litterboxes In Schools

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Texas GOP idiots want to ban non-existent furry litterboxes in schools. Planes have been falling out of the sky at Newark Airport because MAGA! Shitler ended programs to reduce sudden infant death syndrome. Sith Lord Marjorie Taylor Greene and blotch…

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CrabDiving – Wed 030525 – Trump’s Vile State of the Union Address Was Just Another MAGA Hate Rally

Al Green thrown out of SOTU

Trump’s vile State of the Union address was just another MAGA hate rally. Heroic Democratic Representative Al Green was the only legislator from the left who literally stood up to Shitler during the address. Little Marco Rubio, the saddest Secretary…

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