Trump’s statement on Colin Powell’s death is one for the ages. Southwest caved to anti-vaxx workers. The dirtbag lawyer of George Zimmerman was charged with lying about crap in court. The evidence against Matt Gaetz proved even more ominous as…
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CrabDiving – Mon 101821 – Christopher Steele Thinks The Trump Pee Tape Probably Exists
Christopher Steele thinks the Trump pee tape probably exists. Too many Democrats announced possible retirements. Shitler’s stupid website was hacked by Turkish hacktivists. The fascists over at Sinclair Broadcasting were also hacked. Nazi-curious Tucker Carlson blathered idiotic drivel about Secretary…
CrabDiving – Fri 101521 – Between Squeals About His Big Lie Trump Spontaneously Opined About Golden Showers
Between squeals about his big lie, Trump spontaneously opined about golden showers. A UK MP was stabbed multiple times during a meeting with his constituency. Officer Michael Riley of the Capitol Police was charged with obstruction after messaging a rioter…
CrabDiving – Fri 100821 – Trump and His Sedition Buddies Are Trying To Avoid Testifying To Congress
Trump and his sedition buddies are trying to avoid testifying to Congress. After Ireland said, “Yes,” a new global tax agreement was reached and big evil corporations are sweating. Seattle PD braced for a mass-firing of officers for not meeting…
CrabDiving – Wed 092921 – Manchin and Sinema Put Big Money Donors Ahead of Their Constituents
Manchin and Sinema put big-money donors ahead of their constituents. Pelosi maneuvered the infrastructure budget legislation forward. YouTube said it would finally ban anti-vaccine propaganda content. United Airlines prepared to fire employees who refused the jab. Insurrectionist Congressperson Marjorie Taylor…
CrabDiving – Mon 092721 – R Kelly Was Convicted And Matt Gaetz Is Hopefully Next
R. Kelly was convicted and hopefully Matt Gates is next. Mike Pompeo considered kidnapping and then assassinating Julian Assange. Morgues in Idaho are chockablock full of Covid victims. Actor William Shatner is going to space. The Crabs covered elections in…