Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Fri 100920 – Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies & COVID-19 Rising Worldwide

Superspreader Trump Is Planning Rallies

Superspreader Trump is planning rallies despite his positive COVID status. Shitler coughed during an interview with sycophant Hannity announcing this return to live in-person campaign events. The World Health Organization announced a new daily high in coronavirus cases. The Rapist-in-Chief…

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CrabDiving – Thu 100820 – Right Wing Militia Terrorists Plotted To Kidnap Michigan’s Governor & Pence’s Fly FTW

Right Wing Militia Terrorists Plotted To Kidnap Michigan's Governor

Right-wing militia terrorists plotted to kidnap Michigan’s governor. The fly that landed on the super stoic head of the Vice President stole the debate buzz. A conserv-a-load caterwauled angry misogyny about Senator Harris’s performance on last night’s match-up. Anti-mask-spreader POTUS…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100620 – Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls & Claudia Conway Deserves a Pulitzer

Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls

Trump got no sympathy bump in the polls despite his battle with coronavirus. Lamest FLOTUS ever, AKA “Melania,” called Shitler’s adulterous fling Stormy Daniels a “porn hooker.” Man-baby is down by 16 points in the latest election polls. Kellyanne COVID…

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CrabDiving – Fri 100220 – Trump Tested Positive For COVID-19 & Turd Jacob Wohl Facing Felonies

Trump Tested Positive For COVID-19

Trump tested positive for COVID-19 and it is what it is. RWNJ loada-saurus Brenden Dilley blathered Shitler had “god tier” DNA. Freshman Infowarrior Deanna Lorraine claimed the left gave Man-baby coronavirus via a device hidden in his debate microphone. Hate-caster…

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CrabDiving – Thu 100120 – Putin’s Piglet Trump Doesn’t Want Debates Rules Changed & More QAnon Loons

Putin’s piglet Trump doesn’t want debates rules changed because he’s a fascist man-baby. Because of a disastrous performance at the last debate, Shitler is on the defensive in states where he was previously ahead. Don-the-Con didn’t win Tuesday’s match with…

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