Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Mon 102620 – Slumlord Jared Kushner’s Racist Remarks & Pence’s Staff Gets COVID-19

Slumlord Jared Kushner's Racist Remarks

Slumlord Jared Kushner’s racist remarks painted him as a total white supremacist pile of rat ejaculate. The United States tested positive for COVID 19 fatigue as the virus continued to ravage Murica. The Pence Campaign got slapped with an outbreak…

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CrabDiving – Fri 102320 – Trump’s Pathetic, Lackluster Debate Performance & Coronavirus Is Surging Again

Trump's Pathetic, Lackluster Debate Performance

Trump’s pathetic, lackluster debate performance. Trump’s faux chill vibe made the Rapist-in-Chief seem like a freaking psycho. Man-baby’s crap, fraudulent narratives about Joe and Hunter Biden fizzled during the debate. A RWNJ Trump-sucker announced if Biden won, human-to-cow intercourse would…

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CrabDiving – Thu 102220 – Trump Is Failing To Recreate 2016 & Armed Thugs At A Florida Polling Place

Trump is failing to recreate 2016 and Man-baby will most likely lose bigly on November 3rd. Shitler stomped out of an interview with Sixty Minutes and then, like any totalitarian geeked up toddler, released footage of the interview edited by…

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CrabDiving – Wed 102120 – Rudy Giuliani’s Hands In His Trousers & Democrats To Boycott SCOTUS Hearing

Rudy Giuliani's Hands In His Trousers

Rudy Giuliani’s hands in his trousers in a behind-the-scenes moment was discussed in gory detail on this episode of the commie-pinko-liberal podcast. The former Mayor of NYC accused the fictional character Borat of doing a hit job. Senate Dems planned…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102020 – Stupid and Corrupt Trump Campaign Blew A Billion Dollars & Breonna Taylor Juror Speaks

Stupid and Corrupt Trump Campaign Blew A Billion Dollars

The stupid and corrupt Trump campaign blew a billion dollars in what will most likely be a failed reelection bid. Shitler won’t increase testing capacity in the U.S. even though the cash to pay for it is already set aside.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 101620 – Trump Lost The Town Hall Ratings War & Giuliani Being Investigated

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Trump lost the town hall ratings war. The fabricated story in the New York Post about Hunter Biden’s abandoned hard drives and laptop at an electronics repair place was a bigly nothing-burger. Advisers to Man-baby have braced for an “L.” …

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