Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Tue 060220 – Tin Pot Trump Teargassed Citizens For A Photo Op & The World Joins George Floyd Protests

Tin Pot Trump Teargassed Citizens For A Photo Op

Tin pot Trump teargassed citizens for a photo op. St. John’s church said clergy was gassed to make way for President Man-baby’s fascist stupid pic where the Rapist-in-Chief clutched a Bible with his tiny authoritarian grabbers. Shitler minion Hope Hicks…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052220 – Biden’s “You Ain’t Black” Gaffe & More Evidence Hydroxychloroquine Is Ineffective Against COVID-19

Biden's "You Ain't Black" Gaffe

Biden’s “You ain’t black” gaffe ignited oh so many douche chills. Dick-tater Trump commanded houses of sky-god worship to reopen.  We learned tons of dittoheads and moronic Republicans believe philanthropist Bill Gates is dying to implant a microchip in their…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051820 – Trump Cult Squeals As Barr Predicts No Charges Against Obama & Trump Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine

lying Bill Barr must resign

You could hear on Mars the Trump cult squeals as Barr predicts no charges against Obama and Biden. A bigly scandal became even biglier when it was revealed Mike Pompeo told Shitler to fire the Inspector General who was investigating…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051220 – Trump Is Unraveling and Rage-Tweeting Like a Mofo & Bonkers Boogaloo Loons

Trump Is Unraveling

Trump is unraveling and rage-tweeting like a mofo. Dr. Fauci questioned the accuracy of the COVID-19 death toll thinking it might be under counted. Shitler caterwauled votes from a newly opened polling station in Lancaster, CA shouldn’t count. House Democrats…

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