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CrabDiving – Tue 061620 – Coronavirus Surges In The South & Pence Asked Governors To Lie About The Pandemic

Coronavirus Surges In The South

Coronavirus surges in the south and despite this uptick in bad numbers, the idiotic reopening continues. A cheap steroid could prove an effective treatment for corona patients, depending on the severity of their infection. China tightened travel restrictions because of…

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CrabDiving – Thu 061120 – Racist Statues Topple All Over The Country & Trump Wants A CNN Poll Retracted

Racist Statues Topple All Over The Country

Racist statues topple all over the country and a certain Christopher Columbus statue is headless due to handy work by protestors. The federal debt topped 26 trillion. HBO pulled Gone With the Wind in support of the Black Lives Matter…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061020 – NASCAR Banned The Confederate Flag & Trump Wants To Keep Confederate-Named Bases

NASCAR Banned The Confederate Flag

NASCAR banned the confederate flag. Former cop and current wanker Dan Bongino blathered to the House Judiciary Committee that “all lives matter.” Trump mumbled some crap about not wanting to change the names of military bases named after loser Confederate…

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CrabDiving – Tue 060920 – GOP Voter Suppression In Georgia & Trump Spreads OANN Conspiracy

GOP Voter Suppression In Georgia

GOP voter suppression in Georgia is on point because that’s the only shot the racist, lying, thieving Trump-sucking human impersonating Republicans have of winning. OANN has a Putin-paid journalist on the payroll. The wee-handed Rapist-in-Chief tweeted an ANTIFA conspiracy theory…

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CrabDiving – Fri 060520 – Trump Hides Behind New Walls As His Poll Numbers Plummet & DC BMLStreet Mural

Trump Hides Behind New Walls As His Poll Numbers Plummet

Trump hides behind new walls as his poll numbers plummet cowering in a fortified castle as people protested racial injustice in the U.S. The orange fascist bizarrely evoked George Floyd to celebrate what is probably a manipulated jobs report. We…

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CrabDiving – Thu 060420 – Rudy Giuliani Went Bonkers In His Lair & More Generals Are Criticizing Trump

Rudy Giuliani Went Bonkers In His Lair

Rudy Giuliani went bonkers in his lair. Former Chief of Staff John Kelly threw support behind Mattis’ rebuke of fascist Donald Trump. The Crabs mused over the identity of the secret security forces that popped in Washington D.C. Senator Lisa…

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