Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Tue 060220 – Tin Pot Trump Teargassed Citizens For A Photo Op & The World Joins George Floyd Protests

Tin Pot Trump Teargassed Citizens For A Photo Op

Tin pot Trump teargassed citizens for a photo op. St. John’s church said clergy was gassed to make way for President Man-baby’s fascist stupid pic where the Rapist-in-Chief clutched a Bible with his tiny authoritarian grabbers. Shitler minion Hope Hicks…

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CrabDiving – Mon 060120 – Trump Hid In A Bunker While Protests Raged & Putin Got His Money’s Worth

Trump tantrum - CrabDiving

Trump hid in a bunker while protests raged. China trolled the Trump administration over the treatment of protesters rallying for justice for George Floyd. Russian state media encouraged Shitler to let protests continue in an effort to scare white people…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052220 – Biden’s “You Ain’t Black” Gaffe & More Evidence Hydroxychloroquine Is Ineffective Against COVID-19

Biden's "You Ain't Black" Gaffe

Biden’s “You ain’t black” gaffe ignited oh so many douche chills. Dick-tater Trump commanded houses of sky-god worship to reopen.  We learned tons of dittoheads and moronic Republicans believe philanthropist Bill Gates is dying to implant a microchip in their…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051820 – Trump Cult Squeals As Barr Predicts No Charges Against Obama & Trump Says He’s Taking Hydroxychloroquine

lying Bill Barr must resign

You could hear on Mars the Trump cult squeals as Barr predicts no charges against Obama and Biden. A bigly scandal became even biglier when it was revealed Mike Pompeo told Shitler to fire the Inspector General who was investigating…

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CrabDiving – Tue 051220 – Trump Is Unraveling and Rage-Tweeting Like a Mofo & Bonkers Boogaloo Loons

Trump Is Unraveling

Trump is unraveling and rage-tweeting like a mofo. Dr. Fauci questioned the accuracy of the COVID-19 death toll thinking it might be under counted. Shitler caterwauled votes from a newly opened polling station in Lancaster, CA shouldn’t count. House Democrats…

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CrabDiving – Fri 050820 – You Can’t Put God In A Bag & Stephen Miller’s Wife Has COVID-19

“You can’t put God in a bag!” squealed a Cardinal over a proposal to individually wrap communion cookies, cuz COVID-19. A federal watchdog group recommended whistleblower Rick Bright be reinstated at the CDC. White House ghoul Stephen Miller’s wife tested…

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