Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Fri 050820 – You Can’t Put God In A Bag & Stephen Miller’s Wife Has COVID-19

“You can’t put God in a bag!” squealed a Cardinal over a proposal to individually wrap communion cookies, cuz COVID-19. A federal watchdog group recommended whistleblower Rick Bright be reinstated at the CDC. White House ghoul Stephen Miller’s wife tested…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050620 – Racist Georgia Murderers of Ahmaud Arbery Remain Free & Kushner’s Amateur Team

Racist Georgia Murderers of Ahmaud Arbery Remain Free

The racist Georgia murderers of Ahmaud Arbery remain free, but the case is finally being sent to a grand jury. Tremendously corrupt loser Jared Kushner’s effort to fight the coronavirus is hampered because Shitler’s son-in-law is surrounded by finance d-bags.…

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CrabDiving – Tue 042820 – Republicans Are Worried Trump Will Drag Them Down & Mike Flynn Went Full Nutball

Republicans Are Worried Trump Will Drag Them Down

Republicans are worried Trump will drag them down. Shitler’s poll numbers are nosediving because of the insane circus-like press conferences about the coronavirus. Mother’s Husband refused to wear a mask on a visit to the Mayo Clinic. Around 1000 attended…

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CrabDiving – Fri 042420 – Trump Pretended He Was Being Sarcastic About Injecting Disinfectant & The Onion Is Real

Trump pretended he was being sarcastic about injecting disinfectant into the body to kill coronavirus. The satirical news site The Onion trended after a parody attempt in March proved true regarding the rapist-in-chief possibly approving cleaning products as virus cures.…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042320 – Insane Clown Posse Are Better Leaders Than Trump & Gorka’s Obsession With Trump’s Faux Masculinity

Insane Clown Posse Are Better Leaders Than Trump

Insane Clown Posse are better leaders than Trump as the group canceled their annual Juggalo gathering to protect their fans from the pandemic. An economic adviser to Trump suggested outfitting the public in space suits for the big reopening of…

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