Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Mon 111819 – Trump’s Sudden “Routine Physical” & Biden’s Weed Policy Is So 1990

Trump's Sudden Routine Physical

Trump’s sudden “routine physical” is suspect AF, according to most sane people in the universe. Shitler is angry-pants at Secretary Pompeo over the impeachment inquiry. Presidential candidate Joe Biden said dumb, uninformed crap about the good herb. The orange one…

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CrabDiving – Mon 110419 – Trump Formally Withdraws From The Paris Agreement & The President Must Show His Taxes

Trump Formally Withdraws From The Paris Agreement

Trump formally withdraws from the Paris Agreement because the previous president that signed it was black. Cheeto lost his appeal in his New York tax case. Joltin’ Joe Biden is the only Dem topping Man-baby in battleground states. We learned…

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CrabDiving – Fri 110119 – Trump’s Loony Prosperity Pastor Gets A White House Job & Bogus Jobs Numbers

Trump's Loony Prosperity Pastor Gets A White House Job

Trump’s loony prosperity pastor Paula White gets a White House job and everyone wants to puke. Cheeto spewed forth especially bogus employment numbers. It’s not looking good for presidential hopeful Kamala Harris. Farmers’ income numbers were inflated by federal aid.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 101619 – Trump’s Unbelievable Letter To Erdogan & Bipartisan House Condemnation of Trump

Trump's Unbelievable Letter To Erdogan

Trump’s unbelievable letter to Erdogan was breaking news during today’s live CrabDiving Podcast. Most of the passages from the rapist’s missive were considered total lunacy by Pat and Ryan. The Donald lost his marbles ranting at Pelosi and Schumer during a…

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