Tag: Trump

CrabDiving – Wed 112818 – Trump Twitter Storm As Mueller Closes In & Why Aren’t Our Schools Like Finland?

Trump Twitter Storm - CrabDiving Podcast

The Trump Twitter storm as Mueller closes in is magnificently craptastic and we read every single presidential twit. Shitler reminded us a pardon for guilty AF Manafort was not off the table. The whiner-in-chief shared a ridic pic calling for treason…

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CrabDiving – Fri 112318 – GOP Team Treason Subpoenaed Comey & Deplorables Are Buying Iraqi Money

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GOP Team Treason subpoenaed Comey to satiate their mouth-breathing, simpleton base. InfoWars wacko Jerome Corsi is negotiating a plea deal in Mueller’s Russia investigation. RWNJ dandy Roger Stone could also get slapped by Mueller’s vast probe. Shitler’s call to the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 112018 – Trump Kisses Saudi Butt & Ohio Republicans Want The Handmaid’s Tale To Happen

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Trump kisses Saudi butt and not a single atheist soul at CrabDiving Studios was remotely shocked. Pat read Trump’s insane official statement about the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.  A report revealed Shitler wanted the DOJ to prosecute Hillary Clinton and…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111918 – Finland Mocks Trump & Senate Democrats Sue Over Whitaker Appointment

Finland Mocks Trump

We laugh along as Finland mocks Trump over his insane pro-forest “Make America Rake Again” campaign. Democrats in the U.S. Senate sued over the temporary appointment of ham-headed Shitler knob-gobbler Matthew Whitaker to Attorney General. Even before the unjustly demonized caravan…

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CrabDiving – Thu 111518 – Evil Mega-Corp Facebook Smeared Soros & Ben Carson Sucks At His Job

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The evil mega-corp Facebook smeared Soros to cover up its Russian meddling complicity. The timing of Trump’s latest trashing of the Mueller probe could be an indication of yuuuge Russia news. Trump and Co. ominously claimed they have broad discretion to regulate…

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CrabDiving – Tue 111318 – Taxpayers Funding Amazon’s Helipad & Gosh, Why Are Hate Crimes Rising?

Taxpayers Funding Amazon's Helipad

The taxpayers funding Amazon’s helipad is total crapola and the Crabs unloaded upon oligarch Jeff Bezos with the intensity of 69 suns. Trump announced yet another shake-up in his fascist banana administration which could mean walking papers to family-separator extraordinaire Kirstjen Nielsen.…

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