I just read a story in the commie-pinko-liberal-effete website, Gawker about how you can lease your toilet out to those without a pot to piss in. There’s an app for your smart device that works kind of like Uber or Lyft. It’s called AIRPNP and it lets you advertise your commode to people that need a reasonable place at which to sh*t.
BTW, here’s what the app looks like. Hilarious.
If you need to unload, the software aids you in “finding a place to pee” or you may “add a place to pee”. According to the Gawker article, the icky idea was floated during Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Aside from a couple of available crappers in the Big Easy, New York and Antwerp, sh*t-pickings on AIRPNP are a tad slim.
Kate, CrabNation Mascot, on the can.