The worst baby names of 2013 are of course very “stripper”. Dude – somebody out there named their future exotic dancer child “Danish”. The only reason I bring this up is because I think my human colleagues should curb their expectations of their fellow earthlings because of an article I read on Likes.com. The website lists the worst baby names of 2013 and it’s sad.
Here’s the list of horrible names with CrabDiving commentary in ():
Why suffer through nine months of not drinking and not getting high only to saddle your spawn with a moniker that people will give him/her endless shit over for the rest of their life? Fetal alcohol syndrome might be easier to deal with than being named “Ace”.
Here’s a link to the article.
Bored? Here are some instructions I found on WikiHow for picking a good stripper name. My exotic dancer name is “Forte”.