CrabDiving – Fri 041726 – RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Roadkill Infatuation

RFK’s Jr.’s bizarre roadkill infatuation levelled up as the HHS Czar scored a racoon’s John Thomas. Trump’s masterplan to win the current war involves a 20 billion dollar payment to Iran for nuclear dust. Shitler threatened a takeover of Cuba.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 041326 – Trump Posted An AI Image of Himself As Jesus Healing The Sick

Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus healing the sick. Former FoxBot Megyn Kelly dragged Shitler over the bizarre Jesus/doctor Trump post. Furniture fetishist JD Vance couldn’t keep tyrant Orban from losing his election. An adult judge tossed…

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CrabDiving – Fri 041026 – Why TF Did Melania Make That Strange Statement About Epstein?

Why TF did Melania make that strange statement about Epstein? With his wee hands, Man-baby clapped back at critics particularly former FOXBOT Megan Kelly and demon attack victim Tucker Carlson. The one-man Cardi B cover band Ben Shapiro gave Alex…

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CrabDiving – Wed 040826 – The GOP and Mad King Trump Are Succeeding At Destroying The US

The GOP and mad king Trump are succeeding at destroying the US. President Pampers blathered a war crime on “Truth” threatening the destruction of Iran’s civilization. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz during the doubled-sided ceasefire. Adults in Cali blocked…

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CrabDiving – Mon 040626 – Some MAGA Humans Are Starting To Talk About The 25th Amendment

Trump Looked At The Eclipse

Some MAGA humans are starting to talk about the 25th Amendment. In obvious news, experts accuse Trump of prosecuting his illegal war with Iran like a madman. Mama Nazi of space-laser-fame blathered man-baby needs to get on his knees and…

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