CrabDiving – Mon 051826 – Trump “Settled” With His Own DOJ To Create A Slush Fund For His Cronies

Trump “settled” with his own DOJ to create a slush fund for his cronies. In AI news, Shitler shared a pic of himself strolling with a space alien and Nazi man-child of apartheid, Elon Musk lost his suit against Open…

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CrabDiving – Fri 051526 – Totally Coincidence That Trump Keeps Making Great Stock Buys

Totally coincidence that Trump keeps making great stock buys based on his own political decisions? Shitler says he wants Iran’s “nuclear dust” for PR. The illegal war with Iran is effing up our military. A racist influencer was arrested for…

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CrabDiving – Wed 051326 – Trump Said He Doesn’t Think About Americans’ Financial Situation

Trump said he doesn’t think about American’s financial situation. In between diaper changes, man-baby blathered something about China, Iran and the Strait of Hormuz. DINO traitor Fetterman bent over for the orange daddy with no-vote on restricting presidential war powers.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051126 – GOP Kicked People Off Medicaid But Can Find $1 Billion For Trump’s Ballroom

GOP kicked people off Medicaid but can find $1 billion for Trump’s ballroom. An infected passenger from the hantavirus cruise hopped on a plane. The Brit PM was encouraged to resign after turning in a massive electoral “L.” Golfers from…

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CrabDiving – Wed 050626 – Trump’s FDA Is Hiding Studies With Results That Don’t Fit Into Its BS Narrative

Trump’s FDA is hiding studies with results that don’t fit into its BS narrative. “Kash App,” our snowflake FBI Czar, is big mad over reports of his drunkard antics and launched a leak investigation. Trump’s cabal has been lying about…

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