CrabDiving – Mon 072417 – Mystery GOP Health Care Bill & Crooked Kushner Speaks!

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The mystery GOP health care bill will still be voted for by idiot conserva-jerks, even though the loons don’t even know WTF is in the darn thing. Crooked Kushner unconvincingly proclaimed he never colluded with Russia. The Polish president vetoed attempted…

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CrabDiving – Fri 072117 – Sean Spicer Resigns & Scaramucci All But Blows His New Boss

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Sean Spicer resigns and the Crabs cover the whole shebang on Faithless Friday. Johnny-come-lately Trump sycophant Anthony Scaramucci was tapped as Spicey’s replacement. The legal eagles that serve Shitler explored ways in which Czar Cheeto Teats could pardon himself. Progressive…

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CrabDiving – Thu 072017 – Trump Dissed Sessions & Christian Rainbow Butthurt

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Trump dissed Sessions and surely southern racist Gollum felt pangs of butthurt. The Crabs reviewed the OJ Simpson parole hearing, as well as the Juice’s illegal self-yanking in his prison cell. Mueller ignored Shitler’s warning about expanding the Russian probe.…

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