CrabDiving – Thu 070215 – Epic Christian Meltdown & More Trump Dump

An epic Christian meltdown over gay marriage caps off this edition of CrabDiving.  Pat flies solo this show as Ryan travels to Gomorrah (Vegas).  Donald Trump dumped by Serta mattress company leading to the more pressing question: wait, there was a Trump mattress?  The Donald also thinks golf should be even more fucking exclusive… possibly he saw a brown person on a course recently?  Vile Pastor Manning of New York says the South will rise again because of sodomy.  Militia turds mock veterans suffering with PTSD.  Guess which religion Glenn Beck profiled a non-existent shooter as?  A Vermont paper wonders if Hillary is sending her evil monkeys to sniff out dirt on Bernie Sanders.  Pat ultimately rails at all the right wing powers-that-be for creating the crazy, grief-stricken lunatic upset at The Gay.

sad epic christian meltdown over gay marriage


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Thu 070215 – Epic Christian Meltdown & More Trump Dump

CrabDiving – Wed 070115 – No Gays Hardware & Rick Wiles Bids A Butt-Hurt Bye Bye

Wednesday’s show delivers a ridic story about a homophobe-bigot and his no gays hardware sign story.  Some lunatic RWNJ thinks if dead Civil War soldiers were brought back from the dead, they would be most shocked at marriage equality.  The profoundly butt-hurt Rick Wiles bids America farewell due to the SCOTUS ruling on marriage.  Pastor John Hagee is a disgusting troll that believes god will punish us for the gay.  Google Photos might have a racist algorithm.  There’s another freaking shark attack on the east coast!  A dolphin accidentally breaks some ankles and boards a boat.  Joel Osteen is interrupted and you don’t hear the Crabs complaining.  Jeb Bush has no idea what it’s like to be poor.  Jim Carey is a cray-cray anti-vaxxer.  Macy’s fires The Donald.  Finally, Pat and Ryan consider buying the Baphomet statue now available in Oklahoma.

No Gays Hardware Tennessee


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Wed 070115 – No Gays Hardware & Rick Wiles Bids A Butt-Hurt Bye Bye

The CannaLinguists – E029 – Cannabis Cocktails, Abusive Cops Munch On Edibles, Delaware’s First Dispensaries

Chill out and enjoy this awesome episode of the CannaLinguists!  April and Alex welcome Los Angeles comic, Cole Young into the studio and discuss the latest herb-tastic stories.  Cannabis cocktails in bars and restaurants could be a real thing in Denver.  Santa Ana’s finest munch on some edibles and it’s caught on video!  April reports back from the Cannabis Cup.  And finally the CannaLinguists round-up the latest in marijuana news.

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E029 – Cannabis Cocktails, Abusive Cops Munch On Edibles, Delaware’s First Dispensaries

CrabDiving – Tue 063015 – Send Hornets, Lord & Silly Sandy Rios Says Bye To Rainbows

On this glorious episode of CrabDiving, Pat and Ryan laugh at Todd Starnes’ hog call to “send hornets, Lord!”  Sandy Rios gives up on rainbows.  Biden for president!  Todd Starnes is a lunatic with lots of bugs and horrible RWNJ fans and his disposal.  Bobby Jindal sucks at Twitter.  Rick Wiles advises that we should all flee the United States to escape the gay.  A-hole anesthesiologist and a bad doctor crack-wise while administering a colonoscopy to a sleeping patient.  Some dude made 1.8 million dollars for a job he never did.  Oklahoma makes the ten commandments exit stage-left.  Finally, a big “eat-me” to some homophobic county clerks in Kentucky that refuse to do their job.

Todd Starnes says send hornets lord

Ninny Todd Starnes calls for his god to send hornets to smite his enemies.


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Tue 063015 – Send Hornets, Lord & Silly Sandy Rios Says Bye To Rainbows