CrabDiving Fri – 112114 – Kirk Cameron Plays Gay, Nanny Cams Get Russian Distribution, Poland Poo Poos Pooh

Friday’s CrabDiving includes the following: the dullard Duggars engage in homophobic fear mongering; nanny cams and baby monitors find distribution from a bunch of Russian hackers; hand dryers are horrific; moronic mouth-breather Kirk Cameron busts out the acting skills for an unsympathetic portrayal of a Friend of Dorothy; City in Poland poo-poos Pooh and his pant less a-sexuality. Finally, a big Crabby salute to the Commander in Chief for granting amnesty to our foreign born buds.

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CrabDiving – Thu 112014 – Powder Puff In Black-Face, Nevada Elects Racist Loony, Beck Cries Media Rape

On this episode of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan feature a lesson on rape by Cosby-sympathizer, Glenn Beck. They also cover these stories: Missouri high school students bust out the black face in a failed attempt at not being racist; kids walk out of class in protest over a racist tweet by a dullard administrator; a Kentucky fire chief only comes to the rescue of white, English speaking citizens; Nevada elects certified bigoted loony as their house speaker. Lastly, the Swedes bid an overdue farewell to “Black Pete.”

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CrabDiving Wed – 111914 – Lemon Is A Load, Supermodel Accuses Cosby of Rape, Glenn Beck’s Race-War

On Wednesday, the Crabs dissect these news items: Glenn Beck in his usual mellifluous and melodramatic fashion frets over what he thinks will be an imminent race-war; Bryan Fischer wants to hold a Pope-style enclave with all this “family values” jerk-off buddies to decide on the Presidential GOP nominee; fired Navy Chaplain, homophobe,and RWNJ Gordon Klingenschmitt wants everyone to know he’s way inclusive; the dude that owns Dominos creates a creepy uber-Christian-Sharia-like community where no condoms will be peddled: CNN’s resident dullard, Don Lemon is a poor and horribly insensitive journalist. Finally, we learn about supermodel Janice Dickinson’s account of getting drugged by Bill Cosby and how the Huxta-bully answers his door in a towel. 

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