The Hollywood Hick – Tue 051915 – Twin Peaks Needs Swayze, Famous Messes Roundup

Brent Parris makes y’all laugh with this episode from the Florida room near Hollywood and Vine. Twin Peaks in Waco TX could really use a dose of Swayze in Road House action right now.  Hella glad I don’t live in Chicago.  Al Sharpton’s daughter is just like daddy.  A Wassillabilly done went and called off her nuptials.  Famous messes doing what they do best.  Lindsay Lohan Community Service Watch update.  And a few feel good stories for the soul.

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Tue 051915 – Twin Peaks Needs Swayze, Famous Messes Roundup

CrabDiving – Fri 052215 – Defending Duggar the Diddler, A FOX-Fed Student Racist

Faithless Friday brings tales of a particularly disgusting dicks defending Duggar and Las Vegas quakes.  Pat and Ryan also cover the following: The Hollywood Hick rings in on TLC putting the kibosh on 19 Kids and Counting cuz #gross.  Mike Huckabee throws his support behind a reality TV personality / molester.  Moronic student caught on camera white-splaining the world to her classmates.  We ask the Flying Spaghetti Monster to wrap his noodly appendages around John Sims as he burns the Confederate flag in the deep south.  Atheist vanity plate rejected in Jersey.  Finally, the Crabs review the crappy top five songs in ‘Murica.

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Fri 052215 – Defending Duggar the Diddler, A FOX-Fed Student Racist

CrabDiving – Thu 052115 – Gay Scout Leaders & A Very Brony CrabDiving

On Thursday, Pat and Ryan host a very Brony CrabDiving. They cover the following stories: with “inevitable” gay scout leaders, the Boy Scouts are slowly but surely getting a little more gay friendly.  The line at Cannes to see 3-D cans gets nutty.  Officers indicted for the death of Freddie Gray.  Bryan Fischer under attack from incest and mandatory gay.  Because people are getting beheaded in the Middle East, Ted Cruz thinks no one should have rights.  Ben Stein is a total dick.  Josh Duggar is a monster.  Lindsey Graham and Bobby Jindal could be relegated to the back seat of the #2016GOPClownCar.

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Thu 052115 – Gay Scout Leaders & A Very Brony CrabDiving