The Hollywood Hick – Tue 0422115 – Bobbi Kristina Saga Like Empire; Johnny Depp, You A Mess

The Hick got a update on the Bobbi Kristina Brown soap opera… this is becoming some Empire craziness.  Some NFL dude named Warren Sapp needs to learn how to handle his ho’s.  Another fool is gonna make the Hick have to sit through the Dr. “Blow Hard” Phil show a-mothertruckin-gain.  Speaking of messes… Mr. Depp… you a mess.  A little good news on the Wonder woman front.  WTF is up with this Kylie Jenner lips nonsense?  And finally, The Hollywood Hick steps in for Dear Prudence and gives his two cents.

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Democracy How? E003 – Free From Money, Gift Economy, Man On The Street Interviews

We move from violent to peaceful revolution by building a new economy free from money. Unwelcome Guests host Robin Upton talks with Shawn about the Gift Economy. Plus people on the street tell us where the value of money comes from. With music from Gut Full of Poo.

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CrabDiving – Thu 042315 – Beck Crosses Reefer Rubicon, Jesus-Themed Sexy-Time w/Priest, Murica Be Executing Like A Mofo

Pat and Ryan learn how Bryan Fischer believes the Bible will be turned in Mein Kampf, plus these hot headlines: Glenn Beck crosses the Rubicon and bestows his blessing upon the legalization of weed; family members reunited via Tinder; Students are free to receive Bibles and coloring books courtesy of Satan in Oklahoma. Finally, congrats to Murica along with Iran, Saudi Arabia, Iraq and some other horrendous countries on the being the best at executing folks; and give it up for a priest’s attention to detail in an elaborate, Jesus-themed sexual roleplay.

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CrabDiving – Wed 042315 – Christian Flag Creepy, Pharmacist Won’t Do Her Job Cuz Jesus, Huckabee Hard For Guns

On hump day, the crabs sink their pincers into the following stories: the new Muppets won’t be for kids; Pope Francis tangles with Murican Christo-ban ninnies; Faux News host like totally sucks; Walmart pharmacist in Taliban-esque Georgia refuses to dispense meds prescribed by a freaking doctor cuz Jesus; speaking of Georgia, the city council of some po-dunk shit-hole votes to fly the Christian flag over city hall, even though they’re going to get so sued; Pat Robertson praises Jesus for saving a broad from lesbianism; climate change won’t be real to the Republicans until Florida is submerged; Huckabee rock hard for guns; O’Reilly, the big fat liar, thinks he knows a thing or two about the law and the Supreme Court. Lastly, Pat and Ryan analyze the lyrics of the Village People hit, “Sodom And Gomorrah.”

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