I totally do. Check out “Toast Jesus.”
Relax. I’m fucking with you Ted. I’m like a Phaton 7 Atheist.
Where I come from, Jesus-Toast would’ve been baptized with Miracle Whip. Then smothered with a thick slab of ham that also probably looked like a face.
Or instead of sweet, pink swine, some redneck would have laid a robust brown banana of significant girth on top of the mayonnaise glazed savior-bread-face for an oh so delicious Southern delicacy.
Here’s more Jesus in food.
Vitamin JC –
Kit Kat Jesus –
NOT FOOD!
