CrabDiving – Wed 120220 – Trump Cult Seditionists Calling For Martial Law & Sidney Powell’s Pathetic Kraken

Trump Cult Seditionists Calling For Martial Law

Trump cult seditionists calling for martial law have proved to be the most fragile of fascist snowflakes. The Governor of Wisconsin called the Trump campaign’s election fraud lawsuit against his state is an assault upon democracy. The coronavirus continued to…

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CrabDiving – Tue 120120 – AG Bill Barr Torpedoed Trump’s Election Fraud Claims & Ron Johnson Is An Idiot

AG Bill Barr torpedoed Trump’s election fraud claims which could have possibly caused Man-baby’s well-worn starfish to spew poo in an explosive manner. GOP simpleton Ron Johnson demanded evidence of the lack of evidence of voter fraud. Bottom-feeding, murderous Trump-a-lo…

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CrabDiving – Mon 113020 – Trump Raged Over The “DiaperDon” Twitter Trend & Scotland Wants To Scexit

Trump Raged Over The "DiaperDon" Twitter Trend

Trump raged over the “DiaperDon” Twitter trend. Many Americans traveled over the holiday weekend despite warnings from the CDC and Dr. Fauci. The Crabs reviewed Shitler’s “tiny desk” insanity. Following the encounter with the presidential wee table, Man-baby tossed a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112520 – Loser Trump Pardoned Criminal Mike Flynn & Ivanka Does Damage Control

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Loser Trump pardoned criminal Mike Flynn. Health experts warned Thanksgiving could be the “mother of all super-spreader events.” Shitler phoned into Rudy G’s latest sad little playlet meant to overturn the election of Joe Biden. Donald’s crappy daughter Ivanka has…

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CrabDiving – Tue 112420 – POTUS Retweeted Insane Randy Quaid Videos & Rudy G. Is Not Impressing His Boss

POTUS Retweeted Insane Randy Quaid Videos

POTUS retweeted insane Randy Quaid videos and added yet another scene of sadness to the epic, rapey tragedy, Donald Trump. As Man-baby hightailed out of a presser, a reporter asked if he would concede the 2020 election. His aptly buttocked…

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