POTUS retweeted insane Randy Quaid videos and added yet another scene of sadness to the epic, rapey tragedy, Donald Trump. As Man-baby hightailed out of a presser, a reporter asked if he would concede the 2020 election. His aptly buttocked excellency granted Biden permission to see the PDBs. President Adderall has been frustrated with Rudy G’s lawyering but, for reasons unknown, won’t fire the too-hot-for-hair-dye cousin banger. Ignorant Republicans continued to stand by the Rapist-In-Chief. Hospitals have been flooded with COVID patients. Weddings have been more like super-spreader events lately. Dog-size lizards have invaded the south, including the Crab’s home state of Florida, and we aren’t talking about Deplorables. A drone video showed a hammerhead shark taking the high road and not mauling the living crap out of a dude chilling on an inflatable raft. The Crabs warned listeners about foot-long poison worms with shovelheads. Middling actor Ricky Shroeder showed the planet his craptastic true self by donating $100,000 to bail out murderous white supremacist ball gnu spew Kyle Rittenhouse.
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