In Pretty Misandry’s sixth orbit around the sun, your sparkly fembot host Maggie Strong discusses the evil, sexist conservative Theodore Shoebat. She then sings the praises of her new home in the LBC, and throws Little Armenia under the bus because it’s dirty and she hates it. She then tells the sad tale of her uber-Catholic mom threatening to unfriend her a SECOND TIME after finding out about her growing love of Wicca, also known as the “evil” religion which encourages people to plant herb gardens and meditate more. Then Roast Time comes around, and the Pretty Misandrist rips apart a ridiculous propaganda Youtube video made by Pat Robertson’s 700 Club which conflates Santeria and Satanism and purports that demons are real (no, they are not). Next on the Roast Agenda is a strange man named Theodore Shoebat, who does NOT believe women should vote. Why vote when one can stay at home and breastfeed?! Maggie beseeches Teddy Shoebat to tell her what she should do if she can’t have children—stay at home with the dog?! Eve and Jezebel forever, suckaz!
