Category: The Daily Upper Decker

The Daily Upper Decker is where the worlds of stand-up comedy and sports scissor each other like two Russian immigrants looking to make a quick ten bucks. It’s supposed to be entertaining and informative. With zero “sources” in the professional sports world, The Daily Upper Decker will never create news stories. We will report on the sports and teams we are passionate about and on the teams we hate. Also, we will feature many sports betting segments and fantasy sports news for dorks.

The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 081215 – Ass-Man Tiger Woods Opens Restaurant, Aldon Smith Turd Life & NFL Arrests

This episode of The Daily Upper Decker Podcast is basically one large, yummy edition of “The Pile,” as T Sean Johnson, Andy Ostroff and Tommy Gimler break down Geno Smith’s broken jaw is a good thing for the Jets, Aldon…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 080515 – Sand In C.J. Wilson’s Vag & Vin Baker Starbucks Career

Vin Baker Starbucks

Tommy is alone in Cleveland, just like everybody else in this town because overdosing on heroin seems to be the trendy things these days. The Czar of the Daily Upper Decker blog and podcast goes over the Major League Baseball trade deadline…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 072915 – D.U.D Guys Score Higher On Wonderlic Test Than Jameis Winston?

DUD crew takes Wonderlic Test

Tommy Gimler, head honcho of The Daily Upper Decker sports blog and podcast administers the Wonderlic test to Barry, T Sean, and Daily Upper Decker newcomer Dutch McTavish.  And despite his one-percenter education at Syracuse, T Sean can’t even make…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 072215 – Tiger Woods Trolled By AARP & Carmelo Anthony Is A Turd

Andy, T Sean and Tommy recap the 144th Open Championship, professional golfer and consummate poon-hound Tiger Woods trolled by the AARP.  NBA baller Carmelo Anthony is the biggest turd in the wide world of basketball.  The farce that is Wisconsin’s…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 071515 – McNabb Has More DUI’s Than NFC Wins & Philly Fails At Every Sport

donovan mcnabb

Tommy is in Philadelphia because he needed a week where he could look outside and say, “Damn. It could be worse.”  And speaking of Philadelphia, it has to be the shittiest sports city in America right now.  Also, NFL players…

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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 070815 – Mid-Season Baseball Report & The Phillies Truly Suck

On this much ballyhooed episode of the Daily Upper Decker, Barry Murphy and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak return for the Daily Upper Decker’s Major League Mid-season Baseball Report, and the guys dish out their eagerly awaited awards.  The DUD dudes also discuss…

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