Ok, so 72 year old Fred Willard, caught masturbating Pee Wee style, was taking in a flick at the Tiki Theatre Hollywood. If you think the Tiki is one of those upscale, classy, titty emporiums that a gentleman of Fred’s…
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Never Give Bath Salts to a Sea Lion
Either this aquatic mammal got hold of some bath salts, or that zookeeper is about to get a flipper job.
Chinese News Mistakes Rubber Vagina for “Mystery Mushroom”
Ok, this is my favorite news item in a long time. Apparently in some remote Chinese village, someone dug up a fleshlight-like, rubber spank toy and thought it was some new, rare type of mushroom. Then, they called in a…
Fuck Middleborough, Massachusetts and Its Anti-Swearing Law
So along with “free speech zones” comes another urination upon the First Amendment by those who would like to tell you how and where you can speak. Once again, like whether to allow gay people to marry, rights have been…
Seriously, The Crabdiving Show is Huge on Youtube Asia
Below is a screenshot of the last thirty days’ worth of views to our eighth CrabDiving Show on Youtube (entitled “Ryan on the Radio, A Redtube Recommend, and Some Beer Belches“). Tens of people in Pakistan, India, and the Philippines…
Amazing Baseball Catch – Derrick Salberg Will Sooo Be Getting Laid
The Most Likely to Get College Poontang This Week award goes to Lower Columbia College (WA) baseball player Derrick Salberg, whose leaping catch over the fence to save a tournament game was featured on ESPN, HuffPo, and is now spreading…