Ok, this is my favorite news item in a long time. Apparently in some remote Chinese village, someone dug up a fleshlight-like, rubber spank toy and thought it was some new, rare type of mushroom.
Then, they called in a crack news team to do the story:
“One villager who was there during the fateful discovery of the unidentified object tells the reporter, ‘When we dug down to about 80m deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object. It’s got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is!'”
The TV station has since issued an apology for it’s naive reporter who is “still very young and unwise to the ways of the world.”
The great question is how the hell did that rubber asshole/pussy combo get 80 meters underground?
Good thing they didn’t unearth a Real Doll, or after some DNA testing of crusted, Chinese spunk, some poor villager might find himself facing a murder charge.
Click on the pic to watch the video of the news story on Youtube.
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/06/19/mystery-mushroom-artificial-vajayjay.php
