My Pillow Guy’s seditious notes truly make this bumbling fascist loser impossible to satirize. Numbers have shown positive approval for Biden while Shitler’s approval rating is historically crap-tastic. Man-baby has been busting out in massive emotional diaper rashes over comparisons made of himself to the disgraced Dick Nixon. Biden’s team decided to postpone an inaugural rehearsal due to security threats. Hopefully, the MAGAts won’t hang Mother’s Husband over his congratulatory call to the Vice President-Elect. In most excellent news, the NRA went bankrupt and had to relocate to Texas from New York City. Q supporters claimed their 4chan-born lord will now communicate with the flock via morse code. Due to an explosion of coronavirus variants, the UK has banned foreign travel. Of course, an evangelical fundamentalist preacher told his flock to get their guns ready because Trump was going to be president because what would Jesus do?
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