Trump caved on the shutdown and handed his tiny, sad cockles to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. Fox-bot and Lead Shitler-Sucker Sean Hannity tried to talk down a listener who was “down in the dumps” over the caving of Cheeto. Longtime man-baby BFF Roger Stone was indicted in the Mueller probe. The indictment covered threats dandy Stone made to RWNJ broadcaster Randy Credico, which included suggestions Randy’s support dog could be harmed. A Senate panel summoned former Donald attorney Michael Cohen. Tinfoil hat donning conserva-jerk Alex Jones lost his wee mind over Roger’s indictment and the right wing loon caterwauled for the imprisonment of Hillary Clinton. Arsonist(s) tried to burn down the site of the fake Pizzagate conspiracy. New York voted for legislation to protect a woman’s right to choose. An a-hole attempted to smuggle a python onto a flight in his pants. A former Christian rapper has been charged with the rape of a comatose patient… eesh. London eels are being geeked out from the high levels of cocaine floating about in the Thames. In Australia, a nonvenomous serpent attacked from a toilet, biting the rump of the sitter. Moronic mouthbreathing talk show host Rick Wiles suggested patriots will violently wipe out those who oppose PEEOTUS’ racist wall. Egyptian authorities have arrested for promoting immoral behavior a television host who interviewed a gay man.
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