There may be lasting, severe Trump shutdown mental health effects, and we heard from more victims of Trump’s temper tantrum. Vlad “Uncle Nips” Putin warned Shitler against military action in Venezuela. Our cartoonish, evil Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross doesn’t understand being poor, evidenced by heartless remarks the oligarch made about federal workers going to food banks. Florida’s Republican Secretary of State resigned after pics of the racist flouncing about in blackface surfaced. Speaker of the House Pelosi handed Cheeto his ass regarding the SOTU. Regarding the racist wall, man-baby supposedly will now accept a “down payment” option for his fascist barrier. GOP dandy and Trump sucker Roger Stoned admitted to living in constant fear of being snatched up by the FBI. The Crabs learned every extremist related murder in 2018 was perpetrated by RWNJ dicklord, shocker. A PAC that once supported our rapist-in-chief now wants Sith Lord Ann Coulter for president in 2020.
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