CrabDiving – Fri 031320 – National Emergency, Trump’s “Two Very Big Words” & Zealots Want To End Same-Sex Marriage

Trump declared a national emergency – “two very big words” –  due to the coronavirus. RWNJ Jerry Falwell Jr. was slammed by the media for suggesting North Korea created coronavirus. Shitler and his religious right allies continue to send mixed messages about the virus. Whole Foods suggested workers share paid time off during coronavirus. Andrew Gillum was found wasted in a hotel room and there was dude there geeked out on meth. Youth aficionado Roy Moore’s foundation asked the Supreme Court to overturn same-sex marriage. Turns out some authentic fragments of the Dead Sea Scrolls displayed by the Bible Museum in Washington, DC aren’t so authentic. Republican christofascists in Florida proposed a bill to allow Christians to broadcast their magic spells over public school athletic event speakers. A Virginia education official squealed that a school’s LGBTQ club “shows the collapse of humanity.” A survey said many evangelicals are total morons who describe Trump as “honest” and “morally upstanding.”

Trump's Two Very Big Words National Emergency

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