CrabDiving – Fri 031723 – Arrest Warrant For Putin and Hopefully Trump Gets One Soon, Too

There was an arrest warrant for Putin and hopefully, Trump gets one soon too. Law enforcement has been preparing for the possible indictment of Shitler. The pandemic was linked to messed up raccoons according to science. Mother’s Husband, AKA Mike Pence, didn’t apologize for the homophobic jab leveled at Mayor Pete during a press event. Hunter Biden has filed counterclaims against the computer repairman who mishandled his laptop. The conserv-a-loads of Texas announced a fascist takeover of the Houston school system. Christian soldier loons have been waddling to MAGA-mecca, AKA Idaho. Americans have been escaping to Europe for lower costs of living. My Pillow Czar Mike Lindell had to take out a massive loan to keep his company afloat. JEEBUS minion Kirk Cameron and his flock of Christian trolls harassed a library board in Tennessee into firing an employee who the TV star claimed discriminated against his Christ-like ways. In a short but violent When Animals Get Pissed segment, a wrongly imprisoned Zebra took the arm of his jailer.

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