CrabDiving – Fri 042123 – Texas Religious Extremists Are Coming For Your Children

Texas Religious extremists are coming for your children. NFL players were suspended for gambling. No one gives a crap about Elon’s blue check system on Twitter especially celebs like Orpah and Beyonce. Speaking of Elon, Tesla, and SpaceX had a crap week that included a “planned explosion” of a super huge rocket. The zealots of Texas passed a ridiculous 10 Commandments bill for schools. Former Trumpkin cabinet nut Mike Pompeo bowed out of the 2024 race because no one cared about him. Stores have been stocking up on abortion pills because America is a conservative hellscape. Conserv-a-wankers Edward Zall and Lauren Witzke defended the old racist white coot that shot Ralph Yarl. Showman and lunatic JEEBUS rep Greg Locke blathered a warning about witches infiltrating the church.

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