CrabDiving – Fri 050418 – Giuliani Damage Control & Scott Pruitt Is Corrupt AF

The hilarious Giuliani damage control spewed forth from the maw of Trump and the Crabs covered every moronic syllable on this Faithless Friday edition. Our very corrupt EPA Czar sought official government business at his favorite vacation spots. Shitler sucked off the NRA at a hate-rally and it was quite gross. The Crabs explained how the Civil War was about slavery by going over passages from the racist Cornerstone Speech. Loon face Alex Jones caterwauled about an “information apocalypse.”  In news that isn’t shocking, a crooked GOP load from Kansas could face 290 years in prison for doing bad stuff. Christo con man Jim Bakker is attempting to sell Jesus condos, yet again! Trump sucker Roseanne Barr was thoroughly bested by Stormy Daniels in a Twitter battle. Pat and Ryan weren’t surprised by a study showing how religious fundamentalists will believe the dumbest crap. We learned The Ark Encounter is tanking, lol. Finally, empty-headed creationists instantly dismissed fossil evidence that explained modern bird evolution.

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