CrabDiving - Fri 052617 - Christian Thugs Advocate Violence & Violent GOP Goon Gianforte Wins

On Faithless Friday, we share how Christian thugs advocate violence on RWNJ media and the Crabs weren’t shocked in the least. The U.S. tested a new missile defense system. The highly ineffective ex-Speaker of the House, John Boehner offered criticisms upon the Shitler. Violent GOP goon Gianforte sadly won his race, despite assaulting a journalist one day prior to the election. An ignorant Trumpalo is angry at Cheeto Teats after discovering cuts to key social programs. Hillary Clinton coughed during a commencement speech and idiot conserv-a-twunts took the opportunity to once again wrongly suggest the ex-Secretary of State was expiring. Jesus doofus Dave Daubenmire illustrated pure mental illness when he said Christians need to get physical to protect their “godly” way of life. A state rep that once called an atheist teen an “evil little thing” for sticking up for her rights was indicted for embezzlement. People that believe in science and logic announced another protest at the ridiculous Ark Encounter.