CrabDiving – Fri 060118 – Melania Still Missing & North Korea Summit Back On

On this episode, the Crabs learned Melania is still missing and the comments of comic Ian Black regarding absent FLOTUS are reviewed. A new date for the North Korea summit was announced. While answering questions from the press regarding a missive from North Korea, Cheeto Teats was busted in a lie after just eight minutes. Child abusing Catholics of Minnesota agreed to pay a $210 million settlement to victims. Empty headed Christian fundamentalists penned a letter to Ireland, warning the country of the fictional consequences of abortion. A Portland bakery fired an employee who refused a patron service based on race. Lunatic RWNJ load Alex Jones claims he was responsible for the Dinesh D’Souza pardon. Scads of EU sky-god followers claim to be Christians but don’t believe all the mythical garbage in the Bible. Pat and Ryan learned the Mormons are freaking loaded from different side businesses. A Republi-twunt in Florida apologized for being racist while defending racist Roseanne. An appeals court rejected efforts by atheists to have the stupid language about god removed from our money.

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