CrabDiving – Fri 060719 – NASA Space Station Tourism & Minister Resigns Over Novel Exorcism Technique

The NASA Space Station tourism jaunt won’t be a trip you can book on Trivago. Presidential candidate Cory Booker introduced a plan to fight the current housing crisis. The employment numbers for last month were pure crap. Some feckless GOP actually came out against Shitler’s Mexico tariffs. Woman-hating RWNJ “broadcaster” Coach Dave Daubenmire said he wants Hillary tossed in prison. The Cheeto administration banned the flying of the LGBTQ flag at US embassies. Deep within the bowels of Reddit, racist MAGATS lobbed ridiculous insults at female African American West Point graduates. CNN journalist Don Lemon shared his story about being called the anti-gay “F-word” while shooting. Big pharma suppressed research on a drug that could prevent Alzheimer’s, cuz profits. Religious fundamentalists were sentenced to jail time for refusing medical care for their child who died from an infection. A whacked out preacher tried to suck demon semen from many a parishioner penis. A Catholic priest said women must cover their shoulders to protect the purity of dick wielders. Finally, the Crabs learned Christo-kook Governor Kay Ivey of Alabama will surely sign a bill allowing for Bible classes to be taught in public school.

NASA Space Station Tourism

 

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