CrabDiving – Mon 061019 – Squealing Showboating Republicans Defend Trump & Bieber vs. Cruise In The Octagon?

The squealing showboating Republicans defend Trump and surely the majority of Americans puked in their own mouths a little. Neo-Nazis scumbags enjoyed the protection of Detroit cops as the violent fascists disturbed the Pride parade. Watergate playuh John Dean rattled the cages of GOP Trump-a-los. An opioid maker that bribed docs with exotic dancers went bankrupt. Some New York Democrats moved to decriminalize sex work. Pop start Justin Bieber challenged Thetan 69 Tom Cruise to a fight in the Octagon. Oscar-less Alec Baldwin may play Trump on SNL again after all. Oligarch Kylie Jenner hosted a tasteless Handmaid’s Tale themed bday party and received well-deserved shade. The Crabs learned all about the loony Christian ninjas that smite enemies with holy water. A nude Florida man was arrested for flinging urine upon some thugs in blue. The Arctic is caught in a “death spiral” as much of the permafrost is eroding into the ocean. Squealing Showboating Republicans Defend Trumpat a Charleston clinic.

 

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