Senator Tehran Tom Cotton introduced a bill that would withhold funding to schools if they taught a realistic accounting of slavery in America. The D.O.D. has been scouting contractors to erect mobile coronavirus hospitals in Florida. In Mississippi, whacked-out racists claimed slaves were given a good life by their captors. RWNJ ninnies lost their wee minds when Biden said kids should learn about Islam in school. The North Dakota Republican Party is under fire for including bigoted, racist and anti-LGBTQ language in their states crap platform. A New York church was immediately struck by lightning after starting in-person services. The White House can’t confirm Shitler confronted Putin about the bounties offered by Russia for dead U.S. soldiers during a recent phone call. White supremacist FOX host Tucker Carlson oddly teased the release of UFO data which could include evidence of off-world vehicles stashed away by our government. The Crabs checked in on comedian Yakov Smirnoff and learned the Branson funnyman went back to college.
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