On this #TGIF edition of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan cover another vile Huckabee quote, as well as the following headlines: Republicans do not play to win. Hillary “Hypo” Clinton has been deemed fit to be Commander-In-Chief. Corpulent caterwauler and Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee stupidly believes transgender soldiers will make his or her fellow soldiers sad. The gays are coming – The gays are coming, according to dirt-bag homophobe broadcaster Bryan Fischer. Iowa loony-lawmaker Steve King could marry a lawnmower only to covet a weed-whacker. Honey badger sleeps off a hangover in style. A local turkey is taking zero crap so screw off! An unknown attention depraved love-me-daddy-dingus lets a cobra loose in a fancy Houston loft building. Morgan Freeman and Jack Black record a spot urging us to NOT attack Iran cuz war like sux and stuff. Rick Perry challenges Donald Trump to a cock-off. Pat Robertson warns of spells cast upon ultrasounds posted on Facebook. Eric Bolling of Faux News is a tremendous tool. Finally, the Crabs pinch off the top five songs in Murica per Billboard.
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Vile Huckabee & Cobra-Khan-Tact In Houston
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