CrabDiving – Fri 121820 – Vaccine Is Sitting In Warehouses Thanks To Trump Incompetence & Space Force Guardians

Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine is sitting in warehouses thanks to Trump incompetence. Greedy rich a-holes have resorted to bribing doctors to get the jab early. Our nuclear weapons department was hacked bigly. Cowardly conservative Supremes voted to punt on an important census decision. MAGAT life coach Brenden Dilley vowed to not pay taxes under a Biden administration. A transphobic wack-job monster said parents that bring their children to a drag queen story hour should lose custody. Right-wing pastor Steven Andrew condemned Democrats with a distinctive but insane lilt saying progressives should be chased out of the country. Ghoulish Gohmert urged Christians to pray JEEBUS overturns Biden’s win. An evangelical loon led a poorly planned call and response with a wee hammer. Former actor and current god-bot Kirk Cameron announced a protest in the form of a super-spreader Christmas caroling fiasco to be held in a Cali mall parking lot. Finally, the Crabs learned the soldiers of Space Force will be known as Guardians.

 

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