As the the GOP scrambles to avoid Trump shutdown it seems pretty pointless. Our so-called FLOTUS left Cheeto for Mar-a-Lago, Merry Christmas! Liberal Supreme Ruth Bader Ginsburg had masses removed from her lungs and she seemed fine after the procedure. In news that was shocking, Handmaid’s Tale extra Sarah Sanders got lambasted on Fox and Friends when she tried to defend the orange one’s Putin-pleasing Syria withdrawal. Shitler’s former lawyer brokered a strange AF 1.8 million dollar deal betwixt Jerry Falwell Jr. and a really talented pool boy. A nasty old pistol sucker was busted for sending a threatening letter to anti-gun activist David Hogg’s family. Sith Lord Illinois Catholics hid the names of at least 500 priests that sexually assaulted kids. A bigoted, homophobic Jesus loon, Tennessee school board member cited stupid scripture as his reason for blocking the formation of a gay/straight student alliance club. Two grand will score you an advanced degree in apocalypse-ology from a worthless Jeebus college. Pat and Ryan listed off prominent atheist actors and celebs. Finally, Monsanto monsters and EPA yak ejaculates colluded to bury cancer research related to the infamous pesticide Round-Up.
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