Trump is giving an address on immigration that the networks are debating whether to cover, and will travel to the border on Thursday… surely he’ll say something dumb and/or racist. The Golden Globe recipients weren’t a diverse class. Actor Christian Bale thanked Satan for inspiring his award winning performance of the evil Sith Lord Dick Cheney. Former Proud Boys poobah Gavin McInnes penned a butthurt letter to his neighbors asking to not be “bullied.” Anal wart Tucker Carlson suggested paying women fairly will lead to dudes not getting laid, and the end of civilization. Ham-head Trump-sucker Sean Hannity squealed that Democratic dynamo Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (“AOC”) will stop rich people from buying boats. Some NRA loser loads puked forth sexist, creepy drivel about AOC, which included a weird dating fantasy. A pregnant teen in Border Patrol custody wanted an abortion but was instead offered useless religious counseling. Fox’s “Out Numbered” has featured 18 GOP congressional guest hosts in just 17 months, but no Dems. Finally, the Crabs discussed how Democrats might stop all bills to end the shutdown.
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