Manafort lawyers botched redactions and the Crabs reviewed the illegal shenanigans that were revealed. GOP sources admitted Nazi-tastic Stephen Miller’s writing for Trump’s border wall speech was incoherent AF. Shitler attorney Rudy Giuliani said Mueller’s report about his client’s collusion and obstruction will indeed be “horrific.” Cheeto minions are worried “the wall” could be man-baby’s Alamo. The lone sane voice on FOX News, Shep Smith, interrupted Cocaine Mitch’s Senate speech for a much-needed fact check. The View’s Meghan McCain mouth vomited dumb crap about Hillary. The Russian lawyer at the center of the infamous Trump Tower meeting was charged with obstruction by New York prosecutors. Nearly everyone in Murica supports universal background checks but yet our lawmakers won’t deliver. Antisemitic load-a-saurus Dave Daubenmire said Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a Jew who hates Christ. A mystery Mueller target was put back in contempt. John Bolton got no love from Erdogan regarding the Syria situation. Utah became the state with the lowest BAC DUI limit.
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