Trump’s sniffling immigration address was a total dud, laden with typical Shitler fabrications about immigration. The address left Murica wondering how much Adderall our rapist-in-chief consumes. The Dems response to Trump’s crap speech won in viewer ratings. Fox and Friends perpetuated Cheeto’s BS about our southern border. Rod Rosenstein announced he would resign from the DOJ soon. The Crabs played a man-baby speech at a slow speed and boy oh boy did he sound freaking drunk. We learned felons in Florida can now vote. Oregon doesn’t know what to do with a surplus of green. Faux News gave not an amoeba crap about recent revelations about Mueller’s Russia probe. A gaggle of a-hole bigoted GOP dickbags in Texas have tried to oust a fellow lawmaker only cuz he’s Muslim. 
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