CrabDiving – Mon 010923 – Indictment Watch For Trump In Georgia As The Grand Jury Wraps Up

The indictment watch for Trump in Georgia as the grand jury wraps up has begun. One thousand suspects were detained in connection with the attack on Brazil’s capitol by extremists. Meanwhile, Brazil’s Trump, Bolsonaro, has been chilling in Florida near Disney taking selfies with MAGATS. A misguided GOP wanker came to the aid of diddler Rep Matt Gaetz in a physical altercation during the battle for the speakership. Speaker McCarthy thoroughly bent over bigly to satisfy fellow loons to gain the leadership position. Pillow fascist Mike Lindell turned on Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, over the speaker vote in the House. GOP crook Roger Stone recorded a commercial for My Pillow and the Crabs played the sad audio. Three dumb bros from Utah sued to get Biden out of the White House but their stupid attempt fell flat. In the Crabs hometown of Pensacola a spear fisherman was nearly done in by a shark. An “emotional support” boa was discovered at the Tampa airport by TSA.

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