Tour guide Trump loves guiding folks through the White House and showing guests where Lincoln slept and the spot where Clinton soiled the infamous dress. Michael Bloomberg poo-poo’d coffee oligarch Charles Shultz making a run for president in 2020. The weather forecast for Chicago will be colder than the Trumps’ bedroom. Shitler twatted his support for ridic “Bible literacy” classes for public schools. A Libyan comic who is here legally was pulled off a Greyhound Bus and harassed by ICE thugs. Border Patrol brown-shirts tried unsuccessfully to prove Cheeto’s statement true about duct-taped women kidnapped and driven over the border. Legislator Chip Perfect in Indiana supports relaxing child labor laws because that’s the only way he can turn a profit with his crappy ski resort. Don-the-Con minion AG Whitaker announced Mueller’s investigation will end soon. Dwarf tossing may be outlawed in Washington. A Florida man terrorized his Iraqi neighbors by throwing screws at the tires of their car, among other racially motivated bad deeds. While in the car, a toddler happened upon a loaded shotgun and shot his mom in the back.
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