CrabDiving – Mon 012819 – Tour Guide Trump & Greyhound Lets ICE Thugs Violate Rights

Tour guide Trump loves guiding folks through the White House and showing guests where Lincoln slept and the spot where Clinton soiled the infamous dress. Michael Bloomberg poo-poo’d coffee oligarch Charles Shultz making a run for president in 2020. The weather forecast for Chicago will be colder than the Trumps’ bedroom. Shitler twatted his support for ridic “Bible literacy” classes for public schools. A Libyan comic who is here legally was pulled off a Greyhound Bus and harassed by ICE thugs. Border Patrol brown-shirts tried unsuccessfully to prove Cheeto’s statement true about duct-taped women kidnapped and driven over the border.  Legislator Chip Perfect in Indiana supports relaxing child labor laws because that’s the only way he can turn a profit with his crappy ski resort. Don-the-Con minion AG Whitaker announced Mueller’s investigation will end soon. Dwarf tossing may be outlawed in Washington. A Florida man terrorized his Iraqi neighbors by throwing screws at the tires of their car, among other racially motivated bad deeds. While in the car, a toddler happened upon a loaded shotgun and shot his mom in the back.

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