CrabDiving – Mon 042621 – We Finally Have Adults Running The Justice Department

We finally have adults running the Justice Department, as the DOJ announced an investigation into Louisville police practices following Breonna Taylor’s murder. Nobody watched the Oscars. Coronavirus has been surging in India and people are dying in the streets. The most elite sex club on the planet announced their reopening and they’re fully booked. Rocket scientist Elon Musk mentioned plenty of people will perish on Mars missions. Faux News published lies about John Kerry’s dealings with Iran. Rick Santorum blamed America Indians for lack of their influence in US culture. Florida is about to release mutant mosquitoes, what could go wrong? Ammosexuals are super sad over bullet shortages. A priest spreads coronavirus misinformation to his flock.

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