CrabDiving – Mon 051523 – Tooty Rudy Guzzles Viagra & Durham Dropped A Dud

Tooty Rudy guzzles Viagra & Durham dropped a dud. Republican James Comer came off as a tremendous liar, as the MAGAT legislator attempted to explain how he lost his whistleblower in the Biden probe. Tiny-handed authoritarian Donald Trump issued a Festivus-style Mother’s Day greeting which included a shout-out to the “mothers, wives, and lovers of the radical left…” Democratic lawmaker Gerry Connolly and his staff were attacked by an assailant wielding an aluminum bat. Pillow Czar Mike Lindell has burned through $40 million to spread lies about the 2022 election. Former Dancing With the Stars dandy, AKA the racist, science-denying, corrupt Secretary of Energy from the Nazi Trump Administration, Rick Perry teased another run for POTUS. The Virgin Isles subpoenaed bank records from Elon Musk in a sex trafficking investigation involving JP Morgan Chase. Apple announced they’re charging a crapload for their new VR goggles. Big Oil took a figurative kick to the crotch from the Supremes as the court allowed climate change lawsuits to go forward.

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