Thanks to climate change deniers we may be totally boned. Democrats have entered into a budge reconciliation resolution which should lead to a bigly stimulus package. One of Cuomo’s victim accused the Governor of criminal activity. Lunatic Pastor Greg Locke claimed Tennessee plans to imprison the unvaccinated in camps. Right-wing a-hole extraordinaire Pete Santilli said folks are regretting getting the jab because they’re worried about the activation of energized graphene oxide via 5G tech. JEEBUS mogul Rick Wiles announced a deal between himself, a Christian music app, Carrie Underwood, and a creepy confederation of straight white Christian penis swingers. A whacko preacher proclaimed “you don’t have to wear the mask, you got Jesus. You don’t need the vaccine, you got Jesus” to his dumb flock of waddlers. Trump-sucker Mike Lindell continued to sound bonkers promoting his silly cyber symposium where the case will be made Shitler did indeed win the election because of Qanon or something. A particularly dull Karen complained to her African American neighbor about her flag with the Winnie the Pooh character planted in the front yard.
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