Creepy Cu0mo is resigning as New York Governor. Skeksis McConnell joined the Dems in voting through a massive infrastructure bill. Governor Greg Abbott appealed for out of state help with their variant surge. A gaggle of anti-vaxxers attempted to storm BBC HQ but hit the wrong building. Dominion sued Newsmax and OAN for a metric ton of cash. The data scientist whistle-blower from Florida that exposed DeSantis’s lies about the pandemic is going to challenge diddler, Matt Gaetz, for his congressional seat. The Democratic Governor of Wisconsin blocked anti-voting legislation let loose by evil GOP minions. Slytherin Rep Marjorie Taylor Greene was sent to Twitter jail for spreading anti-science garbage. In Alabama, a tiny county could be the site a superspreader event as a Trump rally is scheduled in the wee hamlet. The boy-wonder caped crusader, bud of Batman, came out as bisexual.
